Man, I hate radio and music today. Every time that I turn on the radio, nothing but noise comes out. Bullshit boybands, craptastic divas and annoying emo rock bands are littering the airwaves today. The most stupid thing here is that even their noise (music to other people, I mean idiots) is really piercing and is destroying everyone’s eardrums, their music is popular.
Now, since I wonder how these fucking crap litter the airwaves, I did some investigation on how these stinking turd they call music became popular. And for you idiots, I broke it down in simple pointers on how these stupid idiots made their crap popular:
Note(combination or these elements or putting all of these elements will determine how much their crap will be popular)
・ Put any of these words in the lyrics: “oooh”, “yeah”, “baby”, “wooah”
・ Must have a diva or boy band sing the fucking song
・ The chorus must be repeated a fucking thousand times till your ears bleed
・ Pay the stupid radio station to play the idiotic song a thousand times every single day
・ Create a fucking hype about how the song is popular to create a bandwagon effect
・ If the song is not yet charting the Top 1 of the daily best songs, the people does not hate the song, they have not heard it enough
It is really amazing how idiotic shits keep churning out crap like this. It is a shame really. But then again, these bastards have no shame and idiots will keep listening to their crap.
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