Women Are Far More Evil Than Hitler!

As you know, Bad-Ass priest Derick absolutely hates Filipino television shows. And I gotta agree with him. Filipino television shows these days are nothing but uninspired. They are nothing but cookie-cutter stories with stereotypical characters with typical plot-twists with lame ending. All of them are lame.

From Marina to Panday to Mulawin to Super Inggo, all of the Filipino television shows are nothing more than brainless entertainment. However, what is more aggravating is that all the women in Filipino television shows are scheming, conniving, manipulative, controlling, scary, and evil bitches. They are far worse even than Hitler himself.

You probably want to know why these women are worse than Hitler. Well, if you are familiar or watched at least one tv series made in the Philippines, you will see that there is no male villain in any of the shows. All of the villains in these shows are women, and scheming too. The female villains in Filipino tv series are so evil and good at making elaborate blackmailing schemes.

These women are not just good at making elaborate evil schemes, but they are also good at giving menacing looks. They also team up with other female villains to gang up on a person, just only to backstab each other at the end. And even if there are male villains in the tv series, they are really just working for their evil female boss.

So join me and Derick to vanquish all these uninspired crap from Filipino television shows before we are totally overrun by scheming, conniving, manipulative, controlling, scary, and evil bitches that are far worse than Hitler himself.

Updated List Of Filipino Celebrities That I Hate

From this article, yes, I admit I think I am losing my bad-assness now. Yep, I thought that I already covered all the Filipino celebrities that I hate with my short list, but now, I need to update it because, there are some Filipino celebrities I hate that I haven't mentioned yet. So now, here is the updated list of Filipino celebrities that I hate:

1. Everyone
2. Their sons and/or daugthers or their future sons and/or daugthers.

Seriously, the Filipino television and movies today have so much inept actors and actresses already, but these inept actors and actresses have so much ego that they think they can act have no sense of shame. These idiots have plans of insisting their sons and/or daugthers to be actors and actresses too.

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK!!! These idiots can't act already and they are insisting their sons and/or daugthers to be idiots too by going into show business. Look at the following actors and actresses who insisted their fucking sons and/or daughters can act:(I know I am putting a big space here, just in case you're wondering)

Parent	Sons and daugthers who entered show business
Fernando Poe, Sr.	Fernando Poe, Jr.
Eddie Gutierrez Anabelle Rama	Richard Gutierrez(the highest paid idiot in the showbiz industry in the Philippines today) Ruffa Gutierrez, Raymond Gutierrez Ritchie Paul
Pilita Corrales	Jackie Lou Blanco Ramon Christopher
Eddie Mesa Rosemarie Gil	Mark Gil, Cherie Gil
Michael De Mesa Gina Alajar	Ryan Eigenmann, Geoff Eigenmann, AJ Eigenmann
Dolphy(Rodolfo Vera Quizon)	From Alma Moreno: Vandolph From Pamela Ponti: Ronnie Quizon, Eric Quizon, Jeffrey Quizon
Alma Moreno	Mark Anthony Fernandez, Vandolph
Joey de Leon	From Daria Ramirez: Keempee de Leon
Helen Vela	Princess Punzalan
Sharon Cuneta	Maria Kristina Cassandra Concepcion

I can post more here, but I think I made my point. Filipino television is filled with inept actors and actresses and their idiot sons and daughters.

You know, it wouldn't be bad if their sons and daugthers are decent actors, but no, they are nothing more than second-rate, trying hard copycat of their inept parents. As if the Filipino television and movies weren't fucking bad and puke-inducing, here comes their equally, if not more idiotic sons and daughters make it worse. I think I quoted "Bituin walang ningning(Star that doesn't shine)" here.

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I Guess Our Next Olympic Gold Medal Winner Will Be Piolo Pascual

You know, I have been seeing a lot of stupidity from television shows today. But the most stupidity I see in televison shows comes from ABS-CBN shows. You want to know why? Well, because when I travel, I ride the bus. And these buses have television sets in them. And what the idiotic thing here is that the dimwit conductor changes the channel to ABS-CBN.

As a result, I am forced to watch idiotic shows from this stupid channel. However, there is a single drama series that irked me the most. The series is called "Sa Piling Mo." In this series, the protagonist is the actor Piolo Pascual and his love interest is Judy Ann Santos. Piolo Pascual here plays the part of a blind athlete. But wait, not just your ordinary blind athlete, a fucking blind swimmer! How asinine is that? Don't you know how much you train a blind person, he has a fucking bad sense of direction. That is why you don't see many blind athletes, especially swimmers, they are just going to swim to the bottom of the pool.

And yet, this dimwit actor Piolo Pascual joined in a swimming competition and won. How idiotic is that? Well, for one reason, if you have a disability, you are fucking disqualified from competiting in sports and you have to join special sports competition for disabled persons. Man, these scriptwriters, directors, heck, let's just say the whole production team of this asinine drama series are big fucking idiots.

That's why I hate TV.

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I Want to Watch a Toothpaste Commercial, Not a 30 Seconds Airtime of Armpits

Man, you got to hate these entire idiotic toothpaste commercial these days. These commercials show nothing but fags dancing around like idiots, smiling with their teeth that are painted with white acrylic paint. Well, a lot of them make me want to go on a killing spree, but nothing will prepare you for the abomination of toothpaste commercial of Colgate (an idiotic toothpaste brand) featuring Jay-R.

For the dimwits who don't know Jay-R, he's a faggot of a singer. He does silly dance steps with a face that will make you want to punch him until his teeth are all gone.

But enough about his crap of a career, let's talk about his part in the toothpaste commercial. Here's the fag boy Jay-R in a sleeveless shirt dancing and doing random shit where you can see his armpits and in a few seconds, you will be treated to a close-up of his armpits then go on and on talking about the toothpaste. The first time I saw that fucking commercial, I literally cried. Yes, the most bad ass person on earth (me) cried when I saw that commercial. I cried blood! No amount of alcohol treatment to your eyes will wash away the horror of seeing that faggot's armpits in toothpaste commercial. Shit, I don't know if they just showed a commercial for armpit sniffing or toothpaste commercial.

Hey asshole toothpaste companies, if you are going to make toothpaste commercials, make sure it is all about teeth, not armpits. Well, unless you of course you market toothpaste as armpit deodorant now. Oh well, you are idiots anyway.

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MTRCB Needs to Shut Up, Their Children are Looking at Their Porn Collection

Philippines' MTRCB (Movie and Television Classification Board) needs to shut up. This fucking board censors every fucking movie and television show. They censor the good parts of a movie or television show like violence and sex and they replace it with kid stuff. They say they are doing it for the good of mankind. Hey twerps, I say sex and violence are good for me, so there is no fucking need to censor it.

The stupid thing about this MTRCB is that they are so stupid that they don’t know that they are fucking stupid. They try to censor everything they find “offensive” and replace it with stuff that only pass as crap. What the stupid twerps don’t know is that the generation today is desensitized with all the violence and sex.

8 year old fucking shrimps are looking at porn so much, they don’t care anymore. Show them pictures of nude females and they will go like “Oh nude female. Ho hum. What’s new?” Children are going into internet cafes and play Counterstrike or Doom3 or Ragnarok online all day that they are desensitized to violence.

MTRCB is so idiotic and stupid that they banned kick-ass movies from being shown here in the Philippines. Kick-ass movies like Schindler’s list or The Piano was banned due to the stupidity of MTRCB.

So why the hell MTRCB likes to keep pissing us off by censoring violence and sex in movies and television shows? Because they want people still be stupid for many years to come. Apparently, with the advent of rabid idiotic Christian assholes that tries condemning sex and violence in television and movies that applauds MTRCB, MTRCB is doing a good job on keeping people stupid.

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73 Already Dead, You Insensitive Prick

Ok this incident happened today, February 5, 2006. A popular tv show called "Wowowee" that airs in local television. Apparently, this show is celebrating its one-year anniversary today. So it will be celebrating its anniversary in the "Ultra" Dome Staduim located in Pasig.

To cut a long story short, a stampede happened around 7:30 A.M. and a grand total of 73 died and hundreds injured. Television networks have been broadcasting the news about this tragedy left and right.

But, in the midst of this tragedy, while a reporter interviews a person regarding the incident, you can see three to five people smiling and waving to the camera in the background along with the dead victims of the stampede. Way to go insensitive cur, you ruin the moment by being a prick and not realize the situation around you.

And fast forward to twelve noon, people that are still inside the "Ultra" Dome Stadium are cheering and everything when they saw the "Wowowee" host on stage. When the host announced that the show will be canceled, you pricks still want the show to go on. Great! It is so selfish of you prick. It is so great of you to be insensitive to try to celebrate your favorite show while a lot of people just died right outside of the stadium you are in.

But then again, you are all stupid anyway to watch this show that makes prostitutes charity.

(Note: To all slowpokes who don’t know anything about this tragedy, for the love of God, search it in the internet. The search subject would be “Wowowee”)

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By General Consensus, Religion is no Longer the Opiate of the Masses

As of March 22, 2006, 4:53 AM, I tried to knock some sense to idiots and dimwits. I ventured to the insanity of hell and beyond by visiting forums. I went to a Filipino web forum called PinoyExchange (http://www.pinoyexchange.com).

Then, I tried to go to its religion forums where I can kick ass for the Lord by knocking some sense to idiots. But for some strange reasons, I cannot find a dedicated thread for religion. Then, it dawned to me. Religion is not anymore important to Filipinos.

I investigated the whole site and found out that there is a total of 13,645,007 messages posted in the whole PinoyExchange forums, which are broken down to:

Local Movies and TV = 7,956,562 posts
International Movies and TV = 270,636 posts
Anime and Manga = 64,527 posts

Total = 8,291,725 posts

Holy Fuck! That's 60.77% of the whole forum. Karl Marx is very, very wrong. TV is now the opiate of the masses.

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Pinoy Big Brother: Teen Edition. More stupidity at its finest

You know, if there was any better example of faux pas, it would be the quote of the director of the current "reality television" series here in the Philippines; Pinoy Big Brother. Why it's no other Director Lauren Dyogi.

Lauren Dyogi is the director of the reigning(?) "reality television" series Pinoy Big Brother. Well, it seems that since the television station that airs this series (ABS-CBN) owes the Endemol pretty much a lot of money for the license of this series franchise which I think it amounts to around 30 million pesos, Filipino viewers are treated to sick and mundane entertainment three times a day for around I think 3 to 5 years in order to pay Endemol back. And it is just the break-even point. So I guess the people will be treated to stupid entertainment for around 8 years more.

But enough of the talk about Pinoy Big Brother at a whole. What strike me with thier stupidity is that when Lauren Dyogi announced more Pinoy Big Brother with the newest edition, the Pinoy Big Brother: Teen Edition.

Lauren Dyogi was quoted saying:

"PBB is open to everyone. One does not have to be very beautiful or handsome. Personality and sex appeal are more important to us."

What the fuck? Pinoy Big Brother doesn't need beautiful or handsome people, but needs personality and sex appeal? Isn't that a one big fucking contradicition? If it isn't a classic case of open mouth, insert foot then I don't know what is.

Well, I guess Filipinos are gonna be stupid enough to watch this "reality television" series. You know, if I am going to watch "reality," I would stop watching tv, step outside of my fucking home, and watch real people. Man, television sucks.

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Stupid Chunky Marketing and the Idiots who fall for it

There's a stupid commercial that is currently being aired in television this days. Yes, a very stupid commercial that is so stupid that only stupid people will fall for it. What I'm talking about is the stupid chunky corned beef commercial with the stupid Boy Abunda in it.

Here's the stupid fag Boy Abunda talking about jackshit about how chunky corned beef is superior to ordinary corned beef. He goes on an on until the end of the commercial. But wait; instead of just the stupid fag Boy Abunda, you also get to see a copy of him in the magic mirror commenting again about the stupid corned beef. If one stupid fag Boy Abunda wasn't enough, you get two of them. Way to go, stupid.

And yeah, Boy Abunda is a big fag and a very bad choice to be the one doing the commercial. His English articulation is so fucking stupid. He can't speak English like a normal person. Every time he speaks English, the faggot has to fucking emphasize each and every syllable of the word he says. Every time he speaks in English, he has to open his fucking mouth in an awful way to pronounce the words. The results? He produces the most ear-shattering blabber you'll ever hear in your life. Man, if I saw him in public, I'm going to punch his fucking mouth.

But wait; check out your local grocery for the chunky corned beef. I made a side-by-side comparison of the ordinary corned beef and this chunky corned beef (both has the same can size) that was shown in the commercial. Holy Shit! The ordinary corned beef has a whopping 200 grams while the chunky corned beef has a dick-flopping 190 grams. That's so fucking great. The chunky corned beef has even less corned beef than the ordinary one. And there's more, the chunky corned beef cost 32 pesos, while the ordinary corned beef cost only 30 pesos. Way to go assholes, you're charging me 2 pesos extra for 10 less grams of corned beef. Whatever the advertisers smoked when they did this commercial, that's some good stuff; because you have to be extremely stupid idiot to fall for it.

Apparently, there are a lot of people that fall for this shitty marketing.

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A Very Short List of Filipino Celebrities that I Hate

It’s everyone. I told you it is a short list.

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