Stupid Chunky Marketing and the Idiots who fall for it

There's a stupid commercial that is currently being aired in television this days. Yes, a very stupid commercial that is so stupid that only stupid people will fall for it. What I'm talking about is the stupid chunky corned beef commercial with the stupid Boy Abunda in it.

Here's the stupid fag Boy Abunda talking about jackshit about how chunky corned beef is superior to ordinary corned beef. He goes on an on until the end of the commercial. But wait; instead of just the stupid fag Boy Abunda, you also get to see a copy of him in the magic mirror commenting again about the stupid corned beef. If one stupid fag Boy Abunda wasn't enough, you get two of them. Way to go, stupid.

And yeah, Boy Abunda is a big fag and a very bad choice to be the one doing the commercial. His English articulation is so fucking stupid. He can't speak English like a normal person. Every time he speaks English, the faggot has to fucking emphasize each and every syllable of the word he says. Every time he speaks in English, he has to open his fucking mouth in an awful way to pronounce the words. The results? He produces the most ear-shattering blabber you'll ever hear in your life. Man, if I saw him in public, I'm going to punch his fucking mouth.

But wait; check out your local grocery for the chunky corned beef. I made a side-by-side comparison of the ordinary corned beef and this chunky corned beef (both has the same can size) that was shown in the commercial. Holy Shit! The ordinary corned beef has a whopping 200 grams while the chunky corned beef has a dick-flopping 190 grams. That's so fucking great. The chunky corned beef has even less corned beef than the ordinary one. And there's more, the chunky corned beef cost 32 pesos, while the ordinary corned beef cost only 30 pesos. Way to go assholes, you're charging me 2 pesos extra for 10 less grams of corned beef. Whatever the advertisers smoked when they did this commercial, that's some good stuff; because you have to be extremely stupid idiot to fall for it.

Apparently, there are a lot of people that fall for this shitty marketing.

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