Seattle, Washington, - Critics have been quick to criticize Hillary Clinton on her speach here today at the University of Washington regarding video game violence. Critics have judged
Hillary Clinton's speech is just exactly the same speech as her husband William Jefferson Clinton aka. Bill Clinton. They also quick to point out that Hillary's speech have always been the same speech she has been giving in the past few months.
Hillary Clinton's publicist denied the rumour that Hillary Clinton's speeches are always the same: "I don't know where the rumour came from, but Hillary's speeches are original and heartful
speeches that came directly from her heart."
However, critics are quick to point out evidence that Hillary Clinton's speeches are the exact copy of her husband speeches, when before the speech began she pointed to a man and said "Nice
boobs, how about giving me a nice blowjob later."
Showing posts with label General Stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label General Stupidity. Show all posts
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Computer Shops That Sell Defective Products Should Close Down
I hate computer shops that sell defective products. These computer shops sell defective products that only work for as long as your warranty last. And when the computer's warranty run out, your computer will break down. It is like these computer shops put a time bomb inside the computer that will go off when the computer's warranty expires.
What is more aggreviating here is that these fucking computer shops won't repair your computer. They will just say "Sorry, can't do jack. But we will give you a 10% discount on your next computer purchase for the inconvenience of having a computer break down on you days after your computer's warranty expired." Fuckers!
So as you can see, these computer shops are money-grabbing assholes that want to get more money from you by selling defective products with short limited warranty and high prices.
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What is more aggreviating here is that these fucking computer shops won't repair your computer. They will just say "Sorry, can't do jack. But we will give you a 10% discount on your next computer purchase for the inconvenience of having a computer break down on you days after your computer's warranty expired." Fuckers!
So as you can see, these computer shops are money-grabbing assholes that want to get more money from you by selling defective products with short limited warranty and high prices.
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Friday, September 15, 2006
My Colleague Murdered the English Language
Yup, my colleague officially killed the English language today. By the time my colleague he’s finished with the English language; it was bloody mess that you can’t identify it.
He is so much of a dipshit that really butchers the English language every fucking time that he speaks, writes or thinks.
Just look at some of the stupidity that reeks out of this idiot:
Random person: “Where did Michael Jordan played basketball in college?”
My idiot colleague: “Michael Jordan played North Carolina.”
It’s a good thing that I was passing by when a random person was having a conversation with my colleague. Since I am a very merciful bad ass person, I did my idiot colleague a favor by kicking his nuts and beat some sense into him. Holy shit dimwit, Michael Jordan played North Carolina? If I ever meet Michael Jordan in person, I will ask him where did he get the game called “North Carolina” because I looked all over the world and never saw a game called “North Carolina.”
Hey dimwit, I have to wonder where you went to college. Because you defy all sense of logic. While technically the sentence has a correct syntax, the sentence itself is very much idiotic and even normal people will be infected with your stupidity. A better answer would be: “Michael Jordan played college basketball in North Carolina.”
And every time you have to talk or write to anyone, you have to write or speak in “l33t” talk or other fucking murdered English. You can’t resist saying “pwned” or like “LOL” or “GTG”. Hey dickhead, do you have to be fucking stupid and lazy and can’t write properly?
Don’t worry though, next time you murder English again, I am going to do humanity a favor and give you a swift kick to your fucking face.
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He is so much of a dipshit that really butchers the English language every fucking time that he speaks, writes or thinks.
Just look at some of the stupidity that reeks out of this idiot:
Random person: “Where did Michael Jordan played basketball in college?”
My idiot colleague: “Michael Jordan played North Carolina.”
It’s a good thing that I was passing by when a random person was having a conversation with my colleague. Since I am a very merciful bad ass person, I did my idiot colleague a favor by kicking his nuts and beat some sense into him. Holy shit dimwit, Michael Jordan played North Carolina? If I ever meet Michael Jordan in person, I will ask him where did he get the game called “North Carolina” because I looked all over the world and never saw a game called “North Carolina.”
Hey dimwit, I have to wonder where you went to college. Because you defy all sense of logic. While technically the sentence has a correct syntax, the sentence itself is very much idiotic and even normal people will be infected with your stupidity. A better answer would be: “Michael Jordan played college basketball in North Carolina.”
And every time you have to talk or write to anyone, you have to write or speak in “l33t” talk or other fucking murdered English. You can’t resist saying “pwned” or like “LOL” or “GTG”. Hey dickhead, do you have to be fucking stupid and lazy and can’t write properly?
Don’t worry though, next time you murder English again, I am going to do humanity a favor and give you a swift kick to your fucking face.
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Due to Bad-Assery, I Have a Direct Phoneline to God
You know, every year, we always have doomsayers that always predict the end of the world in that year or something like that. These people are fucking stupid, they keep predicting every single bad thing that happens as an omen that the world is nearing its end. And stupid thing here is that, when it doesn't happen, they will say God has given us more time and whatever shit they think of and then they again predict the end of the world. I tell you, it is an idiot, vicious cycle.
And the funny thing here is, is that these doomsayers keep using unrelated things as an omen that the world will end. Remember when these idiots say that the credit card is the '666' mark and that is an omen that the world will end? Or how about the 2K or so-called 'millenium bug' signals the end of the world?
Remember when these fucking doomsayers said that the world will end in September 23, 1997? No? You don't remember? That's okay, neither these doomsayers remember either.
What about in 1999, when these assholes predicted that the world will end in exactly January 1, 2000, do you still remember? No? You don't remember either? That's okay, that prediction was asinine to begin with. Or how about the World Trade Center incident? You don't remember it? That's okay too, you were probably too busy bombing Iraq.
Well, since I am a bad-ass priest that kicks a lot of ass for the Lord, the Lord actually given me his phone number. So, I usually contact the Lord everytime these doomsayers predict about the end of the world. And usually, our conversation ends something like below:
Me: "Hey, what's up?"
Lord: "Yo, what's up?"
Me: "Anyway, I heard some doomsayers say that the world will end next month"
Lord: "Yeah. I'm planning some hailstorm, cometstrikes, simultaneous volcano eruptions and such. You know, typical end of the world stuff."
Me: "Okay. Well then, I'll see you in a month"
After a month,
Me: "Yo Dude!"
Lord: "Hey man!"
Me: "Hey I thought you are going to end the world this month."
Lord: "Oh, I completely forgot all about it. Oh well, I guess you all get to live until another doomsayer says otherwise."
Me: "Uh... okay."
Yep, that happens a lot. Man I hate doomsayers a lot.
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religion
And the funny thing here is, is that these doomsayers keep using unrelated things as an omen that the world will end. Remember when these idiots say that the credit card is the '666' mark and that is an omen that the world will end? Or how about the 2K or so-called 'millenium bug' signals the end of the world?
Remember when these fucking doomsayers said that the world will end in September 23, 1997? No? You don't remember? That's okay, neither these doomsayers remember either.
What about in 1999, when these assholes predicted that the world will end in exactly January 1, 2000, do you still remember? No? You don't remember either? That's okay, that prediction was asinine to begin with. Or how about the World Trade Center incident? You don't remember it? That's okay too, you were probably too busy bombing Iraq.
Well, since I am a bad-ass priest that kicks a lot of ass for the Lord, the Lord actually given me his phone number. So, I usually contact the Lord everytime these doomsayers predict about the end of the world. And usually, our conversation ends something like below:
Me: "Hey, what's up?"
Lord: "Yo, what's up?"
Me: "Anyway, I heard some doomsayers say that the world will end next month"
Lord: "Yeah. I'm planning some hailstorm, cometstrikes, simultaneous volcano eruptions and such. You know, typical end of the world stuff."
Me: "Okay. Well then, I'll see you in a month"
After a month,
Me: "Yo Dude!"
Lord: "Hey man!"
Me: "Hey I thought you are going to end the world this month."
Lord: "Oh, I completely forgot all about it. Oh well, I guess you all get to live until another doomsayer says otherwise."
Me: "Uh... okay."
Yep, that happens a lot. Man I hate doomsayers a lot.
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religion
To the Guy that is Wearing the "Your Stupid" Shirt
Right....
I'm stupid? That's so great analogy of me, considering you're wearing a stupid shirt with stupid grammar and spelling to boot.
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I'm stupid? That's so great analogy of me, considering you're wearing a stupid shirt with stupid grammar and spelling to boot.
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Internet is Full of Tubes! Ha Ha Ha!
You know, I thought that the Filipino senators are the funniest people on earth. However, I think Senator Ted Stevens is the funniest Senator on earth, ever.
If you have been surfing the internet a lot, you will know that the issue about Net Neutrality. If you don't, please stand up right now, and stop using the computer to surf the internet forever, you do not deserve it.
Ted Stevens is a senator of Alaska who made a bold statement regarding the Internet. Yes, a very bold statement. He said that "Internet is full of tubes."
Yes, the internet "is full of tubes." And I thought that Filipino senators are the only stupid idiots who decide on issues that they have no knowledge about, here comes the "Drama Queen of the U.S. Senate" Ted Stevens trying to top them off.
Anyway, if you are wondering what he did say about Net Neutrality issue, I included the whole manuscript below:
"There's one company now you can sign up and you can get a movie delivered to your house daily by delivery service. Okay. And currently it comes to your house, it gets put in the mail box when you get home and you change your order but you pay for that, right.
But this service is now going to go through the internet* and what you do is you just go to a place on the internet and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free.
Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet?
I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.
So you want to talk about the consumer? Let's talk about you and me. We use this internet to communicate and we aren't using it for commercial purposes.
We aren't earning anything by going on that internet. Now I'm not saying you have to or you want to discrimnate against those people [?]
The regulatory approach is wrong. Your approach is regulatory in the sense that it says "No one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of the internet". No, I'm not finished. I want people to understand my position, I'm not going to take a lot of time. [?]
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.
It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
Now we have a separate Department of Defense internet now, did you know that?
Do you know why?
Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can't afford getting delayed by other people.
[?]
Now I think these people are arguing whether they should be able to dump all that stuff on the internet ought to consider if they should develop a system themselves.
Maybe there is a place for a commercial net but it's not using what consumers use every day.
It's not using the messaging service that is essential to small businesses, to our operation of families.
The whole concept is that we should not go into this until someone shows that there is something that has been done that really is a viloation of net neutraility that hits you and me."
Ha ha ha! What a crock! That is why I tell people that senators think that they are in Saturday Night Live, because they are goddamn funny!
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If you have been surfing the internet a lot, you will know that the issue about Net Neutrality. If you don't, please stand up right now, and stop using the computer to surf the internet forever, you do not deserve it.
Ted Stevens is a senator of Alaska who made a bold statement regarding the Internet. Yes, a very bold statement. He said that "Internet is full of tubes."
Yes, the internet "is full of tubes." And I thought that Filipino senators are the only stupid idiots who decide on issues that they have no knowledge about, here comes the "Drama Queen of the U.S. Senate" Ted Stevens trying to top them off.
Anyway, if you are wondering what he did say about Net Neutrality issue, I included the whole manuscript below:
"There's one company now you can sign up and you can get a movie delivered to your house daily by delivery service. Okay. And currently it comes to your house, it gets put in the mail box when you get home and you change your order but you pay for that, right.
But this service is now going to go through the internet* and what you do is you just go to a place on the internet and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free.
Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet?
I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.
So you want to talk about the consumer? Let's talk about you and me. We use this internet to communicate and we aren't using it for commercial purposes.
We aren't earning anything by going on that internet. Now I'm not saying you have to or you want to discrimnate against those people [?]
The regulatory approach is wrong. Your approach is regulatory in the sense that it says "No one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of the internet". No, I'm not finished. I want people to understand my position, I'm not going to take a lot of time. [?]
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.
It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
Now we have a separate Department of Defense internet now, did you know that?
Do you know why?
Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can't afford getting delayed by other people.
[?]
Now I think these people are arguing whether they should be able to dump all that stuff on the internet ought to consider if they should develop a system themselves.
Maybe there is a place for a commercial net but it's not using what consumers use every day.
It's not using the messaging service that is essential to small businesses, to our operation of families.
The whole concept is that we should not go into this until someone shows that there is something that has been done that really is a viloation of net neutraility that hits you and me."
Ha ha ha! What a crock! That is why I tell people that senators think that they are in Saturday Night Live, because they are goddamn funny!
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Get Back in Line, Bitch!
While I was waiting in a long line in a local store, there was this bitch that tried to cut in line just in front of me. That bitch should thank God because I am still in a good mood, so I said "Hey miss, there's a long line here, please go to the end of the line and wait for your turn" to her.
Did she go back to the end of the line? No, she started bitching and whining, saying "You should let me cut in line, you inconsiderate prick, where's your sense of chivalry?" Oh yeah, here's your chivalry bitch, meet my 12 inch foot up in your ass!
Yeah bitch, take your stupid argument about chivalry and shove it up your ass! You bitches keep on arguing about equal rights among the sexes and you expect us to give way for you bitches? Tough luck bitch, we have equal rights now, so tough it out too and get back to the end of the line, bitch.
After giving this bitch the ass-kicking of her life, people applauded me for giving this stupid bitch what she deserves.
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Did she go back to the end of the line? No, she started bitching and whining, saying "You should let me cut in line, you inconsiderate prick, where's your sense of chivalry?" Oh yeah, here's your chivalry bitch, meet my 12 inch foot up in your ass!
Yeah bitch, take your stupid argument about chivalry and shove it up your ass! You bitches keep on arguing about equal rights among the sexes and you expect us to give way for you bitches? Tough luck bitch, we have equal rights now, so tough it out too and get back to the end of the line, bitch.
After giving this bitch the ass-kicking of her life, people applauded me for giving this stupid bitch what she deserves.
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Internet forums posting is a fucking serious business
Internet forums posting is a fucking serious business
Man, people are so fucking serious about everything but still fucking stupid. People are treating Internet forums posting as a fucking serious business.
Every time a jerk post a stupid remark, someone declares war on the pitiful jerk and keep harassing the jerk until all hell breaks loose in the forums. I must say that their enthusiasm is very much welcome, but their stupidity is not. Every time a jerk gives a stupid remark to me, I just ignore the fucking jerk. Why waste your time with jerks?
Apparently there is an idiot that killed her classmate due to a fucking internet forum post.
(Note: links to the real news below. If you still don’t believe it, you’re stupid.)
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2004/06/03
/international1303EDT0625.DTL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3772737.stm
http://news.bostonherald.com/international/view.bg?articleid
=44426&format=text
Full article from BBC below:
"A Japanese schoolgirl who killed her classmate has offered an apology to her family and the victim's relatives as more details emerged of her motives.
The girl reportedly told police she was annoyed by comments Satomi Mitarai made about her appearance during their exchanges in internet chatrooms.
This has prompted Japanese media to question the dangers of this form of communication.
Satomi Mitarai, 12, died on Tuesday after being slashed with a small knife.
"She wrote something bad about my appearance several times on the Net a few days before the incident. I didn't like that, so I called her (to a study room) and slashed her neck after getting her to sit on a chair," the Yomiuri Shimbun quoted Mitarai's killer, 11, as telling police sources.
Her lawyers said she had begun to question her actions, and had repeatedly expressed remorse.
"I wonder why I did it. If I thought and acted properly it wouldn't have happened. I would like to apologise," she was quoted as saying.
The Mainichi newspaper said she told investigators she had planned the murder four days earlier, and had been inspired to use a paper cutter after seeing the method used in a television drama.
"I saw that drama. I thought I'd do it that way", she was quoted as saying.
The Asahi Shimbun said classmates at Okubo Elementary School in Sasebo, southern Japan, had often seen her reading horror books, including Battle Royale, about schoolchildren killing each other.
Children are increasingly using online chatrooms to communicate, according to Yomiuri.
The newspaper quoted a professor in media studies as saying that this could lead to misunderstandings.
"Generally speaking, it's true that people communicating on the internet can bring people closer, but unlike other forms of communication, such as the phone, it's very hard to pick up the nuances and subtleties when talking online," Tasuo Inamasu, of Hosei University, told the paper.
But he said the internet alone could not be blamed for this crime.
"There must have been a lot that went before... I don't think we can blame computers for causing a murder," he told Reuters news agency.
Juvenile crime
There has been considerable hand-wringing in Japan over youth crime, ever since a shocking incident in 1997 in which a 14-year-old boy killed an 11-year-old and placed his severed head outside the gates of his school.
That prompted the country's parliament to lower the age of criminal responsibility from 16 to 14.
Last year a 12-year-old boy in Nagasaki was accused of murdering a four-year-old boy by pushing him off a roof.
The latest incident has shocked Japan's media.
"We must make children understand even more the basic importance of life," the Yomiuri said in an editorial on Wednesday.
Although Japan is still one of the safest developed nations in the world, youth crime has dramatically increased in recent years.
The number of children under 14 committing serious crimes in 2003 rose to 212, a 47% increase on the previous year.
Mitarai's killer, who is too young to be punished under the Penal Code, has been transferred to juvenile detention while her case goes before a family court, the Associated Press said."
So what I can say to all you fuckers is not to take Internet forums posting serious business.
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Man, people are so fucking serious about everything but still fucking stupid. People are treating Internet forums posting as a fucking serious business.
Every time a jerk post a stupid remark, someone declares war on the pitiful jerk and keep harassing the jerk until all hell breaks loose in the forums. I must say that their enthusiasm is very much welcome, but their stupidity is not. Every time a jerk gives a stupid remark to me, I just ignore the fucking jerk. Why waste your time with jerks?
Apparently there is an idiot that killed her classmate due to a fucking internet forum post.
(Note: links to the real news below. If you still don’t believe it, you’re stupid.)
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2004/06/03
/international1303EDT0625.DTL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3772737.stm
http://news.bostonherald.com/international/view.bg?articleid
=44426&format=text
Full article from BBC below:
"A Japanese schoolgirl who killed her classmate has offered an apology to her family and the victim's relatives as more details emerged of her motives.
The girl reportedly told police she was annoyed by comments Satomi Mitarai made about her appearance during their exchanges in internet chatrooms.
This has prompted Japanese media to question the dangers of this form of communication.
Satomi Mitarai, 12, died on Tuesday after being slashed with a small knife.
"She wrote something bad about my appearance several times on the Net a few days before the incident. I didn't like that, so I called her (to a study room) and slashed her neck after getting her to sit on a chair," the Yomiuri Shimbun quoted Mitarai's killer, 11, as telling police sources.
Her lawyers said she had begun to question her actions, and had repeatedly expressed remorse.
"I wonder why I did it. If I thought and acted properly it wouldn't have happened. I would like to apologise," she was quoted as saying.
The Mainichi newspaper said she told investigators she had planned the murder four days earlier, and had been inspired to use a paper cutter after seeing the method used in a television drama.
"I saw that drama. I thought I'd do it that way", she was quoted as saying.
The Asahi Shimbun said classmates at Okubo Elementary School in Sasebo, southern Japan, had often seen her reading horror books, including Battle Royale, about schoolchildren killing each other.
Children are increasingly using online chatrooms to communicate, according to Yomiuri.
The newspaper quoted a professor in media studies as saying that this could lead to misunderstandings.
"Generally speaking, it's true that people communicating on the internet can bring people closer, but unlike other forms of communication, such as the phone, it's very hard to pick up the nuances and subtleties when talking online," Tasuo Inamasu, of Hosei University, told the paper.
But he said the internet alone could not be blamed for this crime.
"There must have been a lot that went before... I don't think we can blame computers for causing a murder," he told Reuters news agency.
Juvenile crime
There has been considerable hand-wringing in Japan over youth crime, ever since a shocking incident in 1997 in which a 14-year-old boy killed an 11-year-old and placed his severed head outside the gates of his school.
That prompted the country's parliament to lower the age of criminal responsibility from 16 to 14.
Last year a 12-year-old boy in Nagasaki was accused of murdering a four-year-old boy by pushing him off a roof.
The latest incident has shocked Japan's media.
"We must make children understand even more the basic importance of life," the Yomiuri said in an editorial on Wednesday.
Although Japan is still one of the safest developed nations in the world, youth crime has dramatically increased in recent years.
The number of children under 14 committing serious crimes in 2003 rose to 212, a 47% increase on the previous year.
Mitarai's killer, who is too young to be punished under the Penal Code, has been transferred to juvenile detention while her case goes before a family court, the Associated Press said."
So what I can say to all you fuckers is not to take Internet forums posting serious business.
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The Most Pompous, Arrogant, Idiots Who Think They Are Gods: Popes
You know, popes of the Catholic church are the most pompous, arrogant, self-serving bastards that they think they are Jesus Christs on Earth. They try to teach about Jesus and his humility, but they aren't the prime examples of it. Okay, let's cut the crap and have a look at the idiot popes, shall we?
First stop, Pope Innocent III:
Pope Innocent III: "He(Pope) judges all and judged by no one."
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN! I just cussed in capital letters over that one, well because, as you see Pope Innocent III sees himself as a Messiah-like figure that exempts him from all sins and be like Jesus Christ. From all I know, even the bible states that everyone is sinner, only Jesus Christ is sinless. Moses sinned against the Lord, even David, the Lord's favorite sinned against him. So what makes this pompous asshole thinks he's sinless?
Next stop, Pope Leo XIII:
Pope Leo XIII: "We hold upon this Earth the place of God Almighty."
WHAT THE FUCK?! Do you really think you hold the Earth under Catholic rule? That's really boosting your already bloated ego and assume you are the Earth's Messiah. And yep, you dipshit, how dare you call Earth the place of God Almighty! You know, God is in Heaven, not Earth!
Well, last stop for the day, Pope Boniface VIII:
Pope Boniface VIII said a lot of things, so we'll put it in bullet points.
1. The dead will rise just as little as my horse which died yesterday;
2. Mary, when she bore Christ, was just as little a virgin as my own mother when she gave birth to me;
3. Sex and the satisfaction of natural drives is as little a sin as hand washing;
4. Paradise and hell only exist on earth; the healthy, rich and happy people live in the earthly paradise, the poor and the sick are in the earthly hell;
As you can see, these popes are clearly pompous and arrogant bastards and pretty much they think they are gods and messiahs. Now let's look at the II Thessalonians:
[2 Thessalonians 2]
2:1 Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and [by] our gathering together unto him,
2:2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
2:3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for [that day shall not come], except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
2:4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.
Ah... I give up. Popes are just pompous airheads.
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First stop, Pope Innocent III:
Pope Innocent III: "He(Pope) judges all and judged by no one."
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN! I just cussed in capital letters over that one, well because, as you see Pope Innocent III sees himself as a Messiah-like figure that exempts him from all sins and be like Jesus Christ. From all I know, even the bible states that everyone is sinner, only Jesus Christ is sinless. Moses sinned against the Lord, even David, the Lord's favorite sinned against him. So what makes this pompous asshole thinks he's sinless?
Next stop, Pope Leo XIII:
Pope Leo XIII: "We hold upon this Earth the place of God Almighty."
WHAT THE FUCK?! Do you really think you hold the Earth under Catholic rule? That's really boosting your already bloated ego and assume you are the Earth's Messiah. And yep, you dipshit, how dare you call Earth the place of God Almighty! You know, God is in Heaven, not Earth!
Well, last stop for the day, Pope Boniface VIII:
Pope Boniface VIII said a lot of things, so we'll put it in bullet points.
1. The dead will rise just as little as my horse which died yesterday;
2. Mary, when she bore Christ, was just as little a virgin as my own mother when she gave birth to me;
3. Sex and the satisfaction of natural drives is as little a sin as hand washing;
4. Paradise and hell only exist on earth; the healthy, rich and happy people live in the earthly paradise, the poor and the sick are in the earthly hell;
As you can see, these popes are clearly pompous and arrogant bastards and pretty much they think they are gods and messiahs. Now let's look at the II Thessalonians:
[2 Thessalonians 2]
2:1 Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and [by] our gathering together unto him,
2:2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
2:3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for [that day shall not come], except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
2:4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.
Ah... I give up. Popes are just pompous airheads.
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Yo Stupid, You Wonder why Bad Games still Exist?
Man, people are stupid. People keep complaining about bad games but still buy them. These people don't know that they are promoting these stupid companies to keep publishing games that is no better than my shit.
And you are going to argue: "Hey Derick, that game was released by Square Enix, so it must be good." I'm going to say to you: "Hey stupid, don't you know that the game was only released by Square Enix, but it was made by a stupid company Cavia?"
Seriously, all these stupid people can't tell the difference between developer and publisher. Okay stupid, I'm going to be kind to you and explain it in a simple way about the relationship of the developer and publisher. If you don't understand it, you lost my respect.
Developer: One that makes the games. The more unknown the developer, the more shitty their game is going to be.
Publisher: The asshole that tries to put the shitty games from the shitty developers into the market.
Take a look at these examples: Drakengard, Beatdown: Fist of Vengeance and Drakengard 2
Drakengard
Developer: Cavia (a stupid company that makes shitty games)
Publisher: Square Enix (the stupid company that Cavia fooled into publishing their game)
Beatdown: Fist of Vengeance
Developer: Cavia (the fucking company that didn't learn from the shit game called Drakengard)
Publisher: Capcom (the idiot company that didn't learn from the mistake Square Enix made)
Drakengard 2
Developer: Cavia (when will this stupid company will ever learn?)
Publisher: Ubisoft (Thank you asshole, for bringing again another shitty game from Cavia)
Do I need to explain to all of you any further? Do not buy games that are made by shitty developers, even if it is released by famous publishers. You are only encouraging them to make more shitty games.
But then again, people are too stupid.
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And you are going to argue: "Hey Derick, that game was released by Square Enix, so it must be good." I'm going to say to you: "Hey stupid, don't you know that the game was only released by Square Enix, but it was made by a stupid company Cavia?"
Seriously, all these stupid people can't tell the difference between developer and publisher. Okay stupid, I'm going to be kind to you and explain it in a simple way about the relationship of the developer and publisher. If you don't understand it, you lost my respect.
Developer: One that makes the games. The more unknown the developer, the more shitty their game is going to be.
Publisher: The asshole that tries to put the shitty games from the shitty developers into the market.
Take a look at these examples: Drakengard, Beatdown: Fist of Vengeance and Drakengard 2
Drakengard
Developer: Cavia (a stupid company that makes shitty games)
Publisher: Square Enix (the stupid company that Cavia fooled into publishing their game)
Beatdown: Fist of Vengeance
Developer: Cavia (the fucking company that didn't learn from the shit game called Drakengard)
Publisher: Capcom (the idiot company that didn't learn from the mistake Square Enix made)
Drakengard 2
Developer: Cavia (when will this stupid company will ever learn?)
Publisher: Ubisoft (Thank you asshole, for bringing again another shitty game from Cavia)
Do I need to explain to all of you any further? Do not buy games that are made by shitty developers, even if it is released by famous publishers. You are only encouraging them to make more shitty games.
But then again, people are too stupid.
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Thursday, September 14, 2006
The Next Time a Beggar Comes to Me, I'm Going to Give him Condoms
Seriously, starting today, every beggar that comes to me begging for alms, I'm going to give him a condom.
Look at these beggars, they have the nerve to fuck and breed like rabbits and then come to me begging for alms. These idiots don't deserve money, they deserve condoms.
These idiots like to make a lot of children, then have trouble bringing these little fuckers, then blame the fucking government for not helping them. Good work Sherlock Holmes! You make your own problems by making a lot of children, and then when you have problems raising your kids, you are blaming the government for your problems. You win the prestigious Idiot Award.
God, these stupid television networks have to be an asshole and portray these idiots as poor little bastards. Oh, boo hoo, their lives are shit, they're poor, they can't raise their kids and put them in schools. The daily cost of living is too high them. Boy, you got to be a cold-hearted bitch not to pity them. But wait, you going to see that this poor beggar has 12 kids. Oh shit! These fuckers have more children than your average middle-class family.
Can't these beggars have a little common sense? As in more kids is equals to more mouths to feed. Idiots.
Next time beggars come to me begging for alms, I will give them condoms and going to say to them: "Here's a condom. Use it wisely, trust me. You're doing yourself and the humanity a lot of good by using this."
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Look at these beggars, they have the nerve to fuck and breed like rabbits and then come to me begging for alms. These idiots don't deserve money, they deserve condoms.
These idiots like to make a lot of children, then have trouble bringing these little fuckers, then blame the fucking government for not helping them. Good work Sherlock Holmes! You make your own problems by making a lot of children, and then when you have problems raising your kids, you are blaming the government for your problems. You win the prestigious Idiot Award.
God, these stupid television networks have to be an asshole and portray these idiots as poor little bastards. Oh, boo hoo, their lives are shit, they're poor, they can't raise their kids and put them in schools. The daily cost of living is too high them. Boy, you got to be a cold-hearted bitch not to pity them. But wait, you going to see that this poor beggar has 12 kids. Oh shit! These fuckers have more children than your average middle-class family.
Can't these beggars have a little common sense? As in more kids is equals to more mouths to feed. Idiots.
Next time beggars come to me begging for alms, I will give them condoms and going to say to them: "Here's a condom. Use it wisely, trust me. You're doing yourself and the humanity a lot of good by using this."
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Stupid Idiots Who Wear Che Guevarra and Bob Marley T-Shirts Should Be Shot
You know, all stupid idiots that wear Che Guevarra and Bob Marley T-shirts should be shot and make them do some deep-sea-diving in the Pasig River with concrete shoes.
These idiots are far worse than Anime idiot otakus listening to Jpop songs that have no idea what the Japanese lyrics mean. The Anime otakus at least have an excuse not knowing Japanese because it can take years to study Japanese, but these idiots that wear Che Guevarra and Bob Marley T-shirts have no excuse not knowing about these people because they are just a research or a google search away, but no... these idiots are too lazy to look up who are these two people.
Some people try to be a smartass and tell me that Che is a revolutionary, against consumerism, and blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, and more bullshit. That is why they are wearing a shirt with his picture, because they are rebels, revolutionary! Dumbass!
I say that idiots needs to get some facts straight. Che is a big fucking loser. Che made guerilla attempts in Argentina, Bolivia, the Dominican Republic, Nicaragua, Haiti, Panama and the African Congo, and failed big time. He only got Cuba, and that is not even threatening enough.
And oh yeah Che Guevarra said this: "The socialist countries have the moral duty of liquidating their tacit complicity with the exploiting countries of the West." That's pretty much saying Che wanted to kill democracy and freedom you enjoy, dipshits. He's a fucking communist!
And the same goes to idiots who idolize Bob Marley. They say that Bob Marley promotes smoking marijuana. Assholes! Rastafarian culture treats marijuana as sacred sacrement.
I say that when you try to be a rebel and going against the mainstream, try not to wear shirts with Bob Marley or Che Guevarra's picture on it, because, well it isn't even fucking original anymore, you're just one of those 5 million idiots who try to be original with unoriginal T-shirt. Great job, dumbass! Next time you want to be a rebel, wear a shirt with my face on it. Now that's bad-ass.
Stupid idiots who wear Che Guevarra and Bob Marley T-Shirts should take a deep sea dive in the Pasig River with concrete shoes.
And yeah, while I am at it, let's include the dumb fucks who wear t-shirts with Mao Tse Tung's face on it.
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These idiots are far worse than Anime idiot otakus listening to Jpop songs that have no idea what the Japanese lyrics mean. The Anime otakus at least have an excuse not knowing Japanese because it can take years to study Japanese, but these idiots that wear Che Guevarra and Bob Marley T-shirts have no excuse not knowing about these people because they are just a research or a google search away, but no... these idiots are too lazy to look up who are these two people.
Some people try to be a smartass and tell me that Che is a revolutionary, against consumerism, and blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, and more bullshit. That is why they are wearing a shirt with his picture, because they are rebels, revolutionary! Dumbass!
I say that idiots needs to get some facts straight. Che is a big fucking loser. Che made guerilla attempts in Argentina, Bolivia, the Dominican Republic, Nicaragua, Haiti, Panama and the African Congo, and failed big time. He only got Cuba, and that is not even threatening enough.
And oh yeah Che Guevarra said this: "The socialist countries have the moral duty of liquidating their tacit complicity with the exploiting countries of the West." That's pretty much saying Che wanted to kill democracy and freedom you enjoy, dipshits. He's a fucking communist!
And the same goes to idiots who idolize Bob Marley. They say that Bob Marley promotes smoking marijuana. Assholes! Rastafarian culture treats marijuana as sacred sacrement.
I say that when you try to be a rebel and going against the mainstream, try not to wear shirts with Bob Marley or Che Guevarra's picture on it, because, well it isn't even fucking original anymore, you're just one of those 5 million idiots who try to be original with unoriginal T-shirt. Great job, dumbass! Next time you want to be a rebel, wear a shirt with my face on it. Now that's bad-ass.
Stupid idiots who wear Che Guevarra and Bob Marley T-Shirts should take a deep sea dive in the Pasig River with concrete shoes.
And yeah, while I am at it, let's include the dumb fucks who wear t-shirts with Mao Tse Tung's face on it.
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We're in the Same Room, so Stop Shouting Dolt!
Hey Dickhead, we're in the same room so stop shouting. Why do you have to shout that every time you have to speak? Every time you have to say something, whether it is a question, a statement, an exclamation or random babble, you shout in an ear-shattering voice that makes my blood boil.
Did you even try to speak in a low tone or speak softly? Don't worry about us not hearing you, because we are just one and a half feet away from you dolt. The only one with the hearing impairment is you, because you apparently don't hear that you are already shouting.
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Did you even try to speak in a low tone or speak softly? Don't worry about us not hearing you, because we are just one and a half feet away from you dolt. The only one with the hearing impairment is you, because you apparently don't hear that you are already shouting.
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Hey Dude, I ordered Soft drinks, not a Glass of Ice with Soft drinks
Every time I buy soft drinks along with my meal from these fucking restaurants, they give me a fucking glass of ice and little to no soft drinks in it. You dimwits, I ordered for a fucking glass of soft drink, not a glass of ice. Get your facts straight, you asswipe. I am always pissed at them when they do this, so every time that these restaurants give me a glass of cold ice with a few drops of soft drinks, I splash the freaking glass on their faces; Serves them right.
Yeah, these scheming bastards use the simple but devious psychology that they put a lot of ice in your drinks because you will think that the ice will keep your drink cold. I think the term here is "diluting drinks." These fucking assholes dilute your drinks by putting around 1/4 to 1/2 of your glass with ice, since ice is virtually free, these assholes save a lot of money by saving around a few ounces of drinks per customer so they can fuck more customers in the ass.
But that's not all, fast-food chains also employs the dirtiest tactics known to man. They put a lot of salt on their lame fries, slice away a bit of the burger patty in order to pile all the sliced bits of patty and make more burger patties and a lot more.
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Yeah, these scheming bastards use the simple but devious psychology that they put a lot of ice in your drinks because you will think that the ice will keep your drink cold. I think the term here is "diluting drinks." These fucking assholes dilute your drinks by putting around 1/4 to 1/2 of your glass with ice, since ice is virtually free, these assholes save a lot of money by saving around a few ounces of drinks per customer so they can fuck more customers in the ass.
But that's not all, fast-food chains also employs the dirtiest tactics known to man. They put a lot of salt on their lame fries, slice away a bit of the burger patty in order to pile all the sliced bits of patty and make more burger patties and a lot more.
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Hey Idiot! You're Wondering why Your Computer is Full of Viruses
Like the title suggest, you idiots are always wondering why your computer is always filled with viruses, worms, trojans and adwares.
Well dipshit, I will tell you a secret in order to stop your computer from having viruses, worms, trojan and adwares. Stop looking for porn in the Internet. If you still need to know the reason why, you lost my respect.
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Well dipshit, I will tell you a secret in order to stop your computer from having viruses, worms, trojan and adwares. Stop looking for porn in the Internet. If you still need to know the reason why, you lost my respect.
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