Every time I buy soft drinks along with my meal from these fucking restaurants, they give me a fucking glass of ice and little to no soft drinks in it. You dimwits, I ordered for a fucking glass of soft drink, not a glass of ice. Get your facts straight, you asswipe. I am always pissed at them when they do this, so every time that these restaurants give me a glass of cold ice with a few drops of soft drinks, I splash the freaking glass on their faces; Serves them right.
Yeah, these scheming bastards use the simple but devious psychology that they put a lot of ice in your drinks because you will think that the ice will keep your drink cold. I think the term here is "diluting drinks." These fucking assholes dilute your drinks by putting around 1/4 to 1/2 of your glass with ice, since ice is virtually free, these assholes save a lot of money by saving around a few ounces of drinks per customer so they can fuck more customers in the ass.
But that's not all, fast-food chains also employs the dirtiest tactics known to man. They put a lot of salt on their lame fries, slice away a bit of the burger patty in order to pile all the sliced bits of patty and make more burger patties and a lot more.
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