Stupid Music Artists are Trying to Stop Music Piracy but Fail at It

Yep, these posers that call themselves music artists are crying in public telling people that the music industry is losing alot of money because of piracy. Boo hoo hoo, cry me a river assholes. You assholes and dipshits don't even deserve my sympathy.

You assholes and dipshits think you're music artists? I say you are all rip-off artists. In the past few years, you assholes and dipshits have been just remaking, reviving old songs from golden age of rock and pop. It would be good if you could sing, but no, you asswipes have to butcher the song with your pathetic voice and stupid random pose for the camera smile. Great smile asshole! It makes me want to punch your stupid face.

But not only did you revive and remake songs from random singers and music artists, now you dipshits have to revive songs from famous bands from the 90's with your goddamn awful voice. Way to go dipshits, you all sunk to a new low.

But wait, I thought you sunk to the lowest depth of hell by repeated revivals and remakes. No, you have to sink to lower than that, you have to completely rip-off songs from obscure bands from other countries or rip-off songs from music artists from other countries and say these songs were made by you assholes.

But you know dipshits and asswipes, apparently, there are some people have a functioning brain and realize your stupid gimmick. And people now are angry at you because you pulled a lame-ass stunt of ripping off songs. So you dimwits have to make a reason and excuse for the stunt you did. You assholes try to escape the issue by calling it "inspired" by other musicians' songs, or calling the ripping of songs as a stupid "homage" to your favorite musicians. Yeah right, assholes. You assholes did great work on making up excuses. But strip down all your fancy words, the message is still clear: Plagairism. You rip-off songs from other musicians, plain and simple.

Here is a sample list of plagiarized songs and the culprits:

My Sassy Girl theme song = Jimmy Bondoc's "I Believe"

Kobayashi Akiko's "Koi ni Ochite ~ Fall in Love" = Louie Heredia's "Una At Huling Mamahalin"

Utada Hikaru's First Love = made into a Tagalog song by Jessa Zaragosa

"Itoshi no Ellie (Ellie My Love)" = made into a Tagalog song by April Boys

Charade by BeeGees = Hajji Alejandro's "Tag-araw, Tag-ulan"

Chandeliers by The Care = Pinoy Ako of Orange and Lemons

The Housemartins' "Happy Hour" = Orange and Lemons' "A Beginning of Something Wonderful"

The Smith's "The Headmaster Ritual" = Orange and Lemons' "Caught in Line"

Silverchair's "Greatest View = Cueshe's "Stay"

Super Drag's "Garmonbozia" = Session Road's "Leaving you"

Need for me to say more?

So the lesson for the day: Why the hell shouldn't I support piracy when the musicians themselves are not original!

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