The Most Pompous, Arrogant, Idiots Who Think They Are Gods: Popes

You know, popes of the Catholic church are the most pompous, arrogant, self-serving bastards that they think they are Jesus Christs on Earth. They try to teach about Jesus and his humility, but they aren't the prime examples of it. Okay, let's cut the crap and have a look at the idiot popes, shall we?

First stop, Pope Innocent III:
Pope Innocent III: "He(Pope) judges all and judged by no one."
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN! I just cussed in capital letters over that one, well because, as you see Pope Innocent III sees himself as a Messiah-like figure that exempts him from all sins and be like Jesus Christ. From all I know, even the bible states that everyone is sinner, only Jesus Christ is sinless. Moses sinned against the Lord, even David, the Lord's favorite sinned against him. So what makes this pompous asshole thinks he's sinless?

Next stop, Pope Leo XIII:
Pope Leo XIII: "We hold upon this Earth the place of God Almighty."
WHAT THE FUCK?! Do you really think you hold the Earth under Catholic rule? That's really boosting your already bloated ego and assume you are the Earth's Messiah. And yep, you dipshit, how dare you call Earth the place of God Almighty! You know, God is in Heaven, not Earth!

Well, last stop for the day, Pope Boniface VIII:
Pope Boniface VIII said a lot of things, so we'll put it in bullet points.
1. The dead will rise just as little as my horse which died yesterday;
2. Mary, when she bore Christ, was just as little a virgin as my own mother when she gave birth to me;
3. Sex and the satisfaction of natural drives is as little a sin as hand washing;
4. Paradise and hell only exist on earth; the healthy, rich and happy people live in the earthly paradise, the poor and the sick are in the earthly hell;
As you can see, these popes are clearly pompous and arrogant bastards and pretty much they think they are gods and messiahs. Now let's look at the II Thessalonians:

[2 Thessalonians 2]
2:1 Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and [by] our gathering together unto him,
2:2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
2:3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for [that day shall not come], except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
2:4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.

Ah... I give up. Popes are just pompous airheads.

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