The Next Time a Beggar Comes to Me, I'm Going to Give him Condoms

Seriously, starting today, every beggar that comes to me begging for alms, I'm going to give him a condom.

Look at these beggars, they have the nerve to fuck and breed like rabbits and then come to me begging for alms. These idiots don't deserve money, they deserve condoms.

These idiots like to make a lot of children, then have trouble bringing these little fuckers, then blame the fucking government for not helping them. Good work Sherlock Holmes! You make your own problems by making a lot of children, and then when you have problems raising your kids, you are blaming the government for your problems. You win the prestigious Idiot Award.

God, these stupid television networks have to be an asshole and portray these idiots as poor little bastards. Oh, boo hoo, their lives are shit, they're poor, they can't raise their kids and put them in schools. The daily cost of living is too high them. Boy, you got to be a cold-hearted bitch not to pity them. But wait, you going to see that this poor beggar has 12 kids. Oh shit! These fuckers have more children than your average middle-class family.

Can't these beggars have a little common sense? As in more kids is equals to more mouths to feed. Idiots.

Next time beggars come to me begging for alms, I will give them condoms and going to say to them: "Here's a condom. Use it wisely, trust me. You're doing yourself and the humanity a lot of good by using this."

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