Hilary Clinton is Accused of Re-using Bill Clinton's Speeches

Seattle, Washington, - Critics have been quick to criticize Hillary Clinton on her speach here today at the University of Washington regarding video game violence. Critics have judged
Hillary Clinton's speech is just exactly the same speech as her husband William Jefferson Clinton aka. Bill Clinton. They also quick to point out that Hillary's speech have always been the same speech she has been giving in the past few months.

Hillary Clinton's publicist denied the rumour that Hillary Clinton's speeches are always the same: "I don't know where the rumour came from, but Hillary's speeches are original and heartful 
speeches that came directly from her heart."

However, critics are quick to point out evidence that Hillary Clinton's speeches are the exact copy of her husband speeches, when before the speech began she pointed to a man and said "Nice 
boobs, how about giving me a nice blowjob later."