I Donated a Total of $ 60 Million to Charity

You know, one day when I was reading the news a few years ago, there was an article about an idiot of a singer who wants to go to outer space. Yep, it’s the idiot Justin Timberlake. He’s the fucking idiot member of the stupid band N’Sync. And he wants to go the outer space. Now, rabid fans of him are calling up people to donate at least a dollar to send him to the outer space. Ever since then, I donated a total of $ 60 million in order to send not just Justin Timberlake, but all of the fucking, idiotic boy bands. Yes, that includes Menudo.

But you know I donated a total of $ 60 million not just to send all those fucking idiots to outer space. I donated that kind of money in order to send them to outer space and not have them be sent back. And doing that, I made this world a better place by not having any dipshit and dimwit boy bands.

And so you ask why I hate boy bands? Do you idiots have to even ask? These fucking boy bands are gay. They can’t sing, they can’t even dance, what they can only do is do some pretty faces and poses on screen and girls with IQ of 0 come swooning over them. I will tell you a setup that all boy bands follow.

A generic boy band consists of the following:

* 1 singer that has some singing skills, but still sings like a boy screaming when being circumcised.

* 1 poser or dancer that has decent looking faces in order to draw idiotic and stupid girls in.

* 2 gays

* In any case that the boy band has five or more members, the additional members are gay.

Look at them, look at all the boy bands. These fucking idiots don’t have any fucking skills and talent. Look at N’Sync, did they have a successful solo singing career when they separated? No. Okay, we can take Justin Timberlake into account, but the fucking shrimp still didn’t have a successful singing career. How about the asinine Backstreet Boys? When they broke up, did Nick Carter have a successful career to save his fucking ass from bankruptcy? Hell no! That’s the reason why the Backstreet Boys got together again, so they can earn money by fooling with stupid girls with IQ of 0.

That is why I donated a lot of money in order to send these fucking idiots to outer space. And you should be grateful to me since I am doing this to make the world a better place.

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