Yes, I came to that conclusion because my loyal battle monkey let me play his collection of hentai games. He lent me his most beloved game: Tsukushite Agechau 4.
I knew that something will be wrong. From the look of the cover itself, to the uncanny grin of my loyal battle monkey while he handed me this game cd. I know I will be going to one hell trip to insanity, inanity, and stupidity.
The hentai game focuses on Koji Aoyama, a loser high school student that was run over a speeding truck, that miraculously survived, sent to the hospital, spent a lot time moping about death, and yeah fucked a doctor too (literaly). And top of that, he has four girls fawning over him. Yeah, Koji is pretty much a loser in this game.
There are four schizophrenic girls, ranging from the idiot Himeko, the stupid Shizuku, the deranged Takano and the lunatic Leo, which are all childhood friends of Koji, are also going to live in his uncle’s house, and all of them are going to work together at his restaurant. And take note, these four girls all like him, and they will fight to the death to who will grab him as her prize. This is where the path to insanity lies.
To cut a long trip to hell and insanity short, we'll just tackle one of the crazy girls in this crazy game. Why, it is no other than the deranged Takano. I let Koji choose her, because she seems to be the least insane of the group. Boy, I was fucking wrong.
Anyway, since I am a bad-ass priest, I will just jump to the most important points of the game, because otherwise, you will become stupid too, if I tell you in details what insanity you will face in Tsukushite Agechau 4.
At first, she showed a genuine affection to Koji. Okay, it starts mild enough.
But that is where it will hit you when you least expect it. After a few minutes of fucking mushy dialog, the trip to insanity begins. The girls begin to one-upping each other by endless flirting and getting all horny to Koji.
After many hilarities and insane encounters, like naked girls giving him a bath and the girls parading around Koji wearing nohting but skimpy lingerie; Koji finally thinks that Takano likes him.
No shit Sherlock! I think you hit the jackpot! You just figured it out? I mean after all the hints given to you by Takano herself and your stupid uncle keeps saying to you that all of your childhood friends likes you, you just figured it out? I guess it is not just the girls are insane here, I say the hero in this story too is insane.
And then, she became flirtatious and tried to hit on Koji. Since Koji is pretty much a loser and doesn't know how to score with the ladies, he ask if there is something wrong with Takano.
You bet Koji, there is something definitely wrong with her. Just look at her, she is drawn in awful proportions, her neck is too long and thin. Her hair is too long for comfort, just how long she does shampoo her hair anyway? And her hair, it is silver! No matter how much I try to figure it out, I never found a real girl who's hair is silver. Your guess is as good as mine, She's a freaking alien!
And then she apparently try to seduce Koji by wearing nothing but apron with strawberries in thier mouths combo, which of course, I'll censor the image for you. Because, I know that you all are viewing my blog in your work. So if there is anything that could cost you your job, don't let it be this one. It is not even worth it.
But what is the craziest thing here is they are pretty much seducing Koji with alluring looks and gives you a puzzled look? What the fuck? The nerve of these girls.
They dress only in apron seducing Koji but they are puzzled because they don't know what they are doing? Man, I don't understand 2D women.
And so Koji here face the ultimate dilemma of all losers in existence, how to compliment a deranged girl.
Yeah Koji, I guess we'll try to choose hint here. Because I need to know what the fuck is going on in thier demented minds.
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