More than twenty years and counting, nonsense has filled comics in an attempt to get cash from readers. For around twenty years and more, these comic publishers have been dishing out crap to people over and over again.
Why don’t these publishers finish up these stories anyway? X-Men started way before I was born (1963) and it is still around. Not to mention that it went to around a lot of reformatting just to keep its old age showing. We got X-Men, Uncanny X-Men, X-Men: Age of Apocalypse, X-Men Evolution and other shit. If that wasn't recycled enough, I don't know what is. But you got to admit, their Hindu motif is awesome, because X-Men is revived more times than a cat.
And you also got these dipshits who keep messing around with the characters and storyline. Just look at Spiderman. First it was long established in comic storyline continuity that Mary Jane is his girlfriend. But wait, now enters Gwen Stacy. Oh wait, Black Cat tries to seduce Spiderman. And now in the crap-filled Ultimate Spiderman, he is dating Shadowcat. And don't get me started with Cable. His own continuity is so fucking messed up; no "Back to the Future" movie can get it fixed.
Okay, you will say "But wait Derick, DC tried to patch up mangled storyline continuity with the Crisis comics." Way to go chump. Apparently, which "Crisis" is it? We have the Crisis on Multiple Earths, Identity Crisis and whatever Crisis you can shake a stick at. And you bet DC is really trying to confuse you with similar sounding series. And while it is trying to tie all things together, it only fucked the whole DC storyline continuity up in the ass over and over again. But wait, DC is not yet finished fucking your ass; they are going to do it again with another Crisis series again with resetting all the past Crisis series that you already read. Given that a comic book issue costs 2.5 dollars, by the time the whole fucked-up storyline is finished, you already spent 250 dollars or more. If you're still enjoying the Crisis, you are masochistic by nature.
The way I see it, the only purpose of these gimmicks of this dipshits we call comic book publishers is to get money from your wallet. I guess they are Red Cross in disguise, because you need to sell your blood and liver to buy these comics.
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