It Sucks to Be the President of the Philippines

If you have been paying attention to current events these days, you may empathize with the current President of the Philippines. She battles stupidity all day long. Here is a list of the stupid things she has to battle everyday.

* People who call for her resignation for... well, being the President of the Philippines.

* People don't know what they are rallying about.

* Idiots who blame the President for their misfortune.

* Fresh graduates that really doesn't have any skills and talents appropriate for work that couldn't find a job blame the President for not doing anything in order to give them jobs. (fuckers!)

* Senators who think they're in Saturday Night Live Show. Maybe that's why they are so goddamn funny!

* People who call for her help for things that don't call for national concern (IE. A police gunned down a child. The victim calls for the President's help. He Should have asked for the Mayor's help first. What an idiot.)

* People asking for her to comment on things that are not even a national issue (Remember the issue about the Skank Kris Aquino and the idiot Joey Marquez? The fucking channel GMA-7 tried to press her for a comment. Big fucking idiots. It's an asinine showbiz issue dolts!)

* Satirists call for her resignation because, well, she makes them extinct.

* Fucking assholes who rally against American Imperialism but they have shallow patriotism. (an issue which I will discuss in the future.)

* Dolts that are calling for an honest government but they are not even honest themselves.

* Priests and nuns who want to jump in the bandwagon and call for her resignation (Hey dickheads! Didn't Jesus told you that give Ceasar what belongs to Ceasar and give God what belongs to God? Don't know what the fuck that sentence means? It means don't ever fucking meddle with state affairs dipshit!)

* Makati Business Club calling for resignation because they say she is not honest and cannot run a government ethically (compared to these fucking companies that evade tax, don't use legal software, hire children, bribe government officials, make employment contracts so fucking confusing that employees don't even know they are being raped in the ass by these companies and etc., do I need to state more?)

* Former President Aquino calling for her resignation because of harsh dispersal of
rallies and protests. Hey Former President Aquino! Yeah you asswipe, did you smoke weed or anything? Because it is sure some strong stuff it makes you forget all the atrocities your administration have done. Apparently, there's an incident during your term as President called 'Mendiola Massacre' where 13 were killed and hundreds are gravely injured.

* Most of all, Miriam Santiago! Do I need to say more about her?

Well, there are many more I am sure that cause the President of the Philippines too much migraine but I listed the obvious reasons why it sucks to be the President of the Philippines.

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