No Matter What You Say, Sports Buffs are Still Dorks

You know in my work, there are groups of douchebags that pose themselves as cool people while they are not. These people call other people as dorks and nerds. Yep, these are the self-proclaimed sports 'buffs'.

One day, while my loyal battle monkey bastichos and I were discussing about music, these douchebags went over to our place and told us we're dorks because we pretty much collect information about music, pop-culture, games and other stuff. And they started laughing thier asses off.

Because I am still in a good mood that day, I gave them a fucking beating of thier lives. I kicked an punched these assholes in the nuts, that thier voice are like stupid, fucking women.

I tell you people, these douchebags are nothing but posers. They claim that people who like anime and games are dorks, dweebs and nerds, but if you think about it, they are dorks, dweebs and nerds themselves.

These douchebags try to look cool to other people by showing that they are interested in sports by collecting useless player statistics, videos of sweaty players grabbing each others ass in a football game, and other shit. I say that is more homoerotic than people playing games.

If you look at it, there is nothing different about sports 'buffs' and gaming and anime dorks. See the comparison below:
Sports 'buffs' = people who collect useless information about players, sports games, tournament schedules, sports cards
Anime nerds or Anime otakus = people who collect useless information about anime, directors, fictional characters, anime series
Gaming dorks = people who collect useless information about games, game publishers, game developers, game artists

So in the end, what I can say to these sports 'buffs' is that they are all douchebags. No matter what they say, sports buffs are still dorks, just like every other dorks.

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