Don't Know When You Need to Quit Your Job?

You don't know when to quit your job? Here are some few questions to ask yourself to take note of, so you can know when you can give your two weeks notice and give your boss the finger:

1. Do you only earn minimum wage?

2. Is your boss an asshole?

3. Are you being supervised by your colleague?

4. You don't even know the Mission and Vision Statement of the company?

5. Are you working more than 8 hours?

6. Are you working in a call center?

7. Do you get contradicting orders from the management?

8. Do you feel you're like Dilbert?

9. Do you think that the only thing that motivates you to go to work is your salary?

10. Do you work in a cubicle?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then do I need to spell it out for you dimwit? Don't hesitate for a minute. Quit your fucking job now and be a bum. I tell you, it will do you a lot of good.

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