Hey Dork, You Are Not Japanese, Stop Playing J-Pop Songs

You know, there's always a dork wherever I go. Coffeeshops, hotels, buses, malls and even in work; there is always a dork that always play J-Pop songs. Hell, it would be tolerable if he at least played these a few times in a week. But no, he/she has to be a dork and play it over and over again. On top of that, he/she plays stupid fucking anim? songs.

So being the merciful bad ass person I am, I walked to the dork and had a conversation with them. The coversation went as follows:

Me: "Hey, that's a nice song you got there"

Dorks: "Yup, that's the latest song from Puffy Yumi"

Me: "Ah, great. Do you understand the lyrics?"

Dorks: "No, but they sound cool!"

Oh yeah, he had it coming. I gave the ass kicking that they fucking need. By the time, I'm through with the assholes; they need plastic surgery to have a face again. At least they can have a plastic surgery; maybe they can ask their surgeons to give them a Japanese look.

So, the moral lesson for today is if you are not Japanese and do not understand Japanese, please stop being stupid and turn off your J-Pop Music.

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