Due To Popular Demand, I Am Going Back To Review Porn Again (Not Safe For Work) First Porn Review: Reality Show + Porn = Comedy?

Yeah, a lot people complained to me that I have only reviewed and wrote 2 porn-related materials. You sick people want me to write more porn movies and hentai game reviews. The reason why I didn't continue writing about the horrors of porn and hentai games is because no amount of intelligence can be found in your brain sick fucks! Don't view this webpage at work! Do it at home! Don't masturbate will viewing porn in your office table. Just think about all that spunk that will dry on your keyboard and monitor.

But yesterday, Jesus called and said that I can review porn and hentai games again. And he left me a very insightful message:

"Derick, go ahead and post porn and hentai game reviews that are not safe for work. If they get fired because they are viewing your site, it is because they're stupid!"

So without further ado, I am going to review porn movies and hentai games again. And probably all of those stupid Candy Girl and Realdoll will be included too.

Anyway, I can say that reality shows are quite hot these days. Mindless idiots who have no life and no sense of reality will watch them. That is why alot of reality shows get high ratings. While porn on the other hand, is the most watched show ever, in any country and in any religion. So what do you get when you combine reality show and porn together? Riho Nanase: 24/7 Bukake anytime, anywhere.

The premise of this awful porn is like what all reality shows do: Lock up some dumb broad in a house, and fuck them in the face. Well, this porn does things further by doing it literaly.

This porn shows how a ordinary girl living in a small apartment that is monitored by cameras. At random times, random guys will enter her apartment and wank and then shoot their cum at her. And when I say at random times, I really mean it.

The puke-inducing porn innocently start with random group of guys coming into Riho's apartment when she was watching tv. And these guys, I tell you, they are fans of Ben Stiller. They make a homage to the equally puke-inducing movie "There's something about Mary" by shooting their semen to the Riho's hair:

What a cool gel!

Then the while Riho was eating pudding, another group of sick wankers entered her apartment and proceded to spank their wanking sausage and cum on Riho's pudding

cum-covered pudding, anyone?

And this porn lives up to its name of 24/7 bukake anytime, anywhere as another group of guys comes in while Riho is talking to someone with her cellphone. Then the group
brandish their wanking sausage and spurt their man juice while Riho is still talking with someone on her cellphone.



Caller: You said a mouthful lady

After a few hours of non-stop onslaught of guys wanking at Riho's face, breast and wherever they can think of, they left Riho for a nice good long sleep. But in the kooky world of porn, no one is safe. So another group of guys came in while Riho is sleeping and cum on her face, again...

Guy:Rise and shine! Oh yeah, I'm cumming in your face!
Riho: Darn it! I knew I should have just bought a regular alarm clock!

And after all the stupid wanking on Riho's face, I guess all the guys drop the pretense and went all out. The bukake ensemble gather all around Riho and give Riho the tsunami cum on her face.


If you feel that I rushed the review, I admit that I did. No amount of alcohol can wash away the stupidity of reality show and porn mix from my eyes.

In the end, Riho Nanase: 24/7 Bukake anytime, anywhere is like a type of a very bad reality show that you can only watch when your parents are already asleep. It simulates reality shows witch bad porn and expect you to watch it.

Bottom line of this horrible porn is that reality shows and porn are a deadly mix. And you must have enough rope near you so you can hang yourself or bang your head against the computer table hard enough in order to stop the part of your brain responsible for comprehension.

And if you are asking me where to get these kind of porn, go fuck yourselves.

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